Well that's just in poor taste.

This is a shirt that I got at a thrift shop some years back. If you can't make out what's on the shirt because my webcam sucks it's a shirt for a volunteer fire department and the picture is a dog lifting his leg to pee. It's kind of cute I think. Partly gross, but mostly cute. It's how I like to think of myself.

In other completely unrelated news I made Jaime laugh so hard today that her cheeks started cramping from smiling too much. Which of course only encouraged me to try to do and say things that would keep her laughing. Any time that happens is a good time.

In another tangent that has nothing to do with the shirt I'm blogging about, one of the questions that was asked of her today on a standardized test was "What is the best contribution/invention of mankind of the 20th century?" I of course could only come up with ridiculous answers for this extremely vague question. Hot pants. Balloon animals. Cheese fries. Lady Gaga. Unicorns. Condoms.

...this post makes no sense as a whole.

Soap Scum

This adorably inappropriate shirt is from Threadless. The design is by Jess Fink an artist with the dubious honor of creating designs that are so good that they are often ripped off by other people (including Hot Topic, Forever 21, and the infamous Todd Goldman). She also designed the Cookie Loves Milk shirt that I featured earlier (which was also ripped off).

If this stuff at all interests you, here are some further links on the subject:

Here's a link to a post about this soap design getting ripped off http://coilhouse.net/2008/02/hot-topic-steals-soap-slips-and-falls-on-it/.

This is about the milk and cookies shirt http://alloveralbany.com/archive/2010/05/20/jess-fink-has-even-more-fans

And this is about Todd Goldman http://www.miketyndall.com/todd_goldman/

Digging Myself Deeper Into a Pit of Nerdiness

This is another homemade shirt further exemplifying my extreme nerdiness. This was made before going to see a 3:30 AM showing of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Why 3:30 AM you say?

1) Midnight was sold out
2) I managed to convince everyone the day before that it would be cool to go
3) I apparently hate sleep.

I'm pretty sure we all fell asleep at some point during the film (for me it was sometime around when they visit Kashyyyk). Star Whore is short for Star Whores which is a porn parody I'm sure exists somewhere.

I'm a fan of Star Wars. I've seen the original trilogy many times (mostly because it was on TV a lot when I was a kid), I named my dog after Chewbacca, and I dressed up as Han Solo last Halloween. If I were to have twins that were a boy and a girl later in life, I'm pretty sure I'd strongly consider convincing my partner to let me name them Luke and Leia. Oddly enough, Star Wars isn't even my favorite film franchise. I actually love the Indiana Jones series more, but I've done fewer nerdy things in the name of Indiana Jones (I don't think I even own one Indiana Jones shirt, gasp!).

Get It: Considering I made this myself the only way for you to get it is for you to steal it from me, and that's just mean. You could also presumably just make your own.